Friday, August 27, 2010

Husbands say the darndest things!

I know mine does. Does yours?

I love reading the "Kids say the darndest things" lists. They are so cute!!! I got to thinking about how my husband says things that are just as cute and sometimes hilarious. Why not humiliate him and document them on my blog?

So the other night me and my husband were lying in bed, it was late and we were tired. Earlier that day I had come to him with the idea of juicing my fruits and veggies from now on to kill yeast in my body. I had a huge box of veggies in one arm and a juicer in the other. (I come up with a clever plan for healing myself about once a month.) He always just laughs it off and lets me go on about my schemes. He knows that they usually only last a day or two.

Anyway, so we are lying in bed and I am in one of my moods. I get in these moods sometimes where everything is funny. EVERYTHING regardless if it is actually funny or not. So I'm laughing uncontrollably at something that is not actually funny and even snorting sometimes in between. He turns and looks right at me and says (with a smile) "You are the weirdest person I have EVER met. I think you came from outer space."





20 comments:

  1. Haha from outer space! My son's obsessed with outer space and aliens. This just shows that boys never grow up, right? I think we could put the two lists (kids and husbands) together...

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  2. lol oh my word from outer space? Thats too funny.

    xo

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  3. haha, that is pretty random... outer space!! That sounds like something I would tell my husband. Y'all sound like a cute couple!! My husband doesn't necessarily "say" weird things... but he changes the lyrics in songs... or makes up his own version to be about me. It is ridiculous!

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  4. Yes, they do. And it never stop! LOL...

    I like the "public humiliation idea. Perfect.

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  5. So funny, girl! I bet that had you laughing uncontrollably all over again.

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  6. That is random and funny! i love it! If only i wrote down all the weirdest things my husband said. There really should be a show on it!

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  7. SO sweet and funny! :) I love it when I get the giggles.

    Let me know if you end up using the rocky road on cupcakes. I'd love to see it.

    xo M

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  8. Ha! That is so sweet! My husband asked me the other day if cats would actually eat lasagna. (I think he had just read the Garfield comic in the paper...) I had no idea how to answer that question, but it definitely stuck with me.

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  9. cute! I get slap-happy like that too, it's so fun...ny;)

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  10. CUTE! Thomas says funny things too! I tell him he has "Foot In Mouth Disease" because he is constantly sticking his foot in his mouth. He says things trying to be sweet, but they come out wrong! Bless his heart! One day I picked him up for church and he looked at my curled hair and said, "WOW, your hair curled like that really looks better!" Um, honey, do you mean it looks nice, better implies it looks bad usually! Haha!

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  11. That is so something my husband would say to me too when we get in those funny moods! :)

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  12. So funny! I get in those type of moods too. It is definitely great to feel that way where everything is funny. It's a nice change of pace!

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  13. Did you turn around and tell him that he's weired?? ;-) j/k j/k But what he said is pretty cute... he thinks you're weird and he still loves you to death! Awwww.

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  14. I think that's the exact place you met me!

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  15. Amy, that is HILARIOUS!!! I love it. Why not humiliate him on your blog? You're so funny. I get in those moods sometimes too when everything is funny. Gabe just laughs at me and says, "You're the funniest person you know." HA! Have a great weekend!

    xo
    Valerie

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  16. Haha!! Love that. My husband thinks I am nuts! But that is why he loves me :)

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  17. So cute! And that is exactly why he loves you. :)

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