Dear Rascal Flatts and Kellie Pickler,
I am ashamed to say that I scheduled my beach trip on your concert date in my city this year. I was extremely upset when I found that out. :( However, you will be happy to know that I have seen each of you in concert at least 5 times so I am not a complete failure.
Love, Me
Dear Algebra,
I wasn't very fond of you in high school and it turns out I'm not very fond of you now either. I don't understand why you have to be so complicated and I cannot remember your stinkin' formulas for the life of me. No offense, but I would have been just fine without ever seeing you again.
Love, Me
Dear Jillian Michaels,
I really appreciate your cardio workouts and I have been doing them for over 2 months now. You said after doing them regularly it should get easier. I was wondering exactly how long before these workouts are supposed to get easier because I haven't seen a glimpse of easy quite yet.
Love, Me
Dear Cupcakes,
I miss you! I know I haven't made any of you in about a month and I feel really bad about it. I have some great ideas such as lime and coconut, root beer float, lychee and pink lemonade! It's just that you really make dieting hard and I HAVE to lose about 7 more pounds before I go to the beach and am seen in public in a bathing suit. I know you understand and I hope that we can still be friends!
Love, Me
I am very disappointed with you. After I dropped my iPhone in the ocean, I thought I might wait until the new iPhone 4G came out before purchasing another one. Unfortunately, none of your employees knew when a new phone was coming out or if there even was a new phone coming out. So I went ahead and bought the 3GS. I found out today that the new iPhone 4G is coming out on June 24 and it is much more amazing than mine. I will have to wait 2 years for my next upgrade. Maybe you could put me on your inside scoop email list or something so this doesn't happen again. Thanks.
Love, Me
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Love all of these! You are hilarious, girl. That sucks about your phone. At least the 3G is brand new to you, right? Hope you have a great Wednesday!
ReplyDeleteLove this post! Those cupcakes look delicious. The lime and coconut one sounds devine. I have seen Rascal Flatts in concert twice and love them.
ReplyDeletehaha, you crack me up! You really do need to make some more cupcakes and post them on here because your cupcakes are always really pretty and they inspire me to make my own. Also, Jillian Michaels should be shot. I feel like she is judging me every time I do the 30-day shred. I'm done with it. Have a great day! ~Andrea
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Omg about your phone!! Seriously the same thing happened to me with the last laptop I bought. I asked people when Windows 7 was coming out..2 months later it was out. They do know but they are just being jerks about it. I miss cupcakes too!! I've heard that the Jillian Michaels workout is insane. I don't know if I could do it. Alegbra...it should take a vacation far far away!! I hope you wind up tho girl having a better day!!! =)
ReplyDeleteYou crack me up seriously. I don`t like country music at all.. but I <3 Kellie! I feel as though Jillian is a complete liar lol. Please lose your 7 pounds although I am sure you look FINE! ...better than fine :] so that you can make some pink lemonade cupcakes... I am dying to see them and for a recipe! How many days have you had your iPhone for? If it's under 30 bring it back to the store and get another phone bring that one back and get the new iphone when it comes out! How much weight have you lost in the 2 months of jillian kicking your booty? Just curious :]
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute post!!!!!! I love Rascal Flatts in concert & would LOVE to see them SOON!!! :-D I don't like Algebra either, girl, and it doesn't like me!! :o) Mmmm...Cupcakes, and I'm sure you'll look GREAT at the beach...Ahhh...Those 10 pounds are RIDICULOUS for me to lose...perhaps if I stopped drinking coke so much!! ;o) Oh, and your phone/Apple...I was just telling my husband last night I am CONVINCED they keep things hush hush, so people will continue to buy so they make more money!! Hence the IPAD that could have/should have been announced around Christmas so we would have waited on our technology purchase, but NOOO...they thought everyone will buy stuff at Christmas, and then we will advertise our brand spankin new, cool IPAD so everyone will buy it, too (I'm refusing to buy it for now, ha ha!! ;o) And I know the feeling of wanting a new phone and waiting two years...Ahhh...I have been really patient, but sometimes I ask for a phone for a gift...Phone companies are so mean!! ;o) Sweet Jillian, she's no joke...hard core...I feel the same about P90X...Needless to say, I'm not keeping up with it like I should, so it's more like P365X!! ;o)
ReplyDeletehaha I LOVE this post! So cute!! I just got my Iphone this past Christmas so I still have another year as well....at least we have one!! ; ) 7 more pounds - YOU CAN DO IT SEESTER!! I am FINALLY starting to see little results everyday from my workouts FINALLY! I still have about 8 or 9 more to go!! And JILLIAN ROCKS!! ; ) What is a cupcake? haha
ReplyDeleteJillian is a dirty, dirty liar! I never felt the pain ease up unless you count going from stage 1 to stage 2 or 3. But woohoo, only 7 more pounds?! You can do it!
ReplyDeleteI've been missing your cupcakes too ):
Hahah! that was hilarious, thanks for making me laugh this morning, oh, and apple is evil! ha, I have the lame-o 3G too.
ReplyDeleteLoving it - especially to Jillian and cupcakes. Don't be surprised if I borrow this idea one day soon! :)
ReplyDeletelove this post... thoroughly enjoyed reading it....
ReplyDeleteLove this post!! I feel the EXACT same way about apple. I was SO excited to get an iphone and had no idea they were coming out with a new one at the end of this month. Thankfully I have 30 days to return mine and I'm going to do just that and pick up the new one when it comes out. I might have to go back to my old school phone for a week though. Eeeek! Suddenly that sounds like the end of the world. Haha.
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Valerie
This is so funny :))))...I love Rascal Flatts !!!!!!!!!not so keen on Kellie Pickler...hope you lose those last pounds soon...:))))
ReplyDeleteAhhh, open letter time…always a fun one!
ReplyDeleteI love that you have seen Rascal Flatts and Kellie Pickler all of those times. That’s how I am with going to see SafetySuit.
Algebra…boo!
Too funny about Jillian. She is brutal.
Root beer float and pink lemonade cupcakes sound delicious. You’re going to look great in a swimsuit regardless.
That stinks about the iPhone, but I would be happy just to get any iPhone. I still have a BB Curve and I’m so ready for an iPhone. I’m working to convince Geof to get me one after my Verizon contract expires in August.
Haha! So funny!! I'm waiting for the new iPhone as well, but also don't have an upgrade any time soon. :(
ReplyDeleteDear sweetsoutherncupcakes,
ReplyDeleteYour comments are always ridiculously sweet and this post is flipping hilarious.
Love, Me.
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PS it was a crappy $1 wetandwild CVS lipstick that I've definitely gotten my money's worth out of. Don't tell.
ReplyDeleteLove these letters! You are so CUTE! I'm with you on the working out and no junk food... I'm on a gym/healthy eating schedule until the wedding...
ReplyDeleteWhat a funny little post! I have "dear ..." moments so often. Especially the "dear Jillian" one. Except my Jillian is my trainer Bojan. When will I not be completely pooped halfway through my training session?!?!
ReplyDeleteSo glad I found your blog. You're a very funny gal. How do you like the jillian michaels cardio work out. I'm afraid to try it cuz I think it might KILL me!
ReplyDeleteI just found your blog and I LOVE IT! I will tune in every day.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Your fellow southern sister
Want to go to Nashville with me Saturday? LOL It's my birthday and Rascal Flatts is having their 10 year anniversary party that day. I've seen them twice and Kellie Pickler once. I'd love to see Rascal Flatts again and again and again!
ReplyDeleteOH and you know Apple's on my not-so-good list at the moment!
This post was very entertaining! It reminded me of Jimmy Fallon's thank you notes, which I love! Hope your week is going well!
ReplyDeleteGreat post! So fun.
ReplyDeleteI love RF and KP. They are countries finest.
xo
Marcie