Dear Rascal Flatts and Kellie Pickler,
I am ashamed to say that I scheduled my beach trip on your concert date in my city this year. I was extremely upset when I found that out. :( However, you will be happy to know that I have seen each of you in concert at least 5 times so I am not a complete failure.
Love, Me
Dear Algebra,
I wasn't very fond of you in high school and it turns out I'm not very fond of you now either. I don't understand why you have to be so complicated and I cannot remember your stinkin' formulas for the life of me. No offense, but I would have been just fine without ever seeing you again.
Love, Me
Dear Jillian Michaels,
I really appreciate your cardio workouts and I have been doing them for over 2 months now. You said after doing them regularly it should get easier. I was wondering exactly how long before these workouts are supposed to get easier because I haven't seen a glimpse of easy quite yet.
Love, Me
Dear Cupcakes,
I miss you! I know I haven't made any of you in about a month and I feel really bad about it. I have some great ideas such as lime and coconut, root beer float, lychee and pink lemonade! It's just that you really make dieting hard and I HAVE to lose about 7 more pounds before I go to the beach and am seen in public in a bathing suit. I know you understand and I hope that we can still be friends!
Love, Me
I am very disappointed with you. After I dropped my iPhone in the ocean, I thought I might wait until the new iPhone 4G came out before purchasing another one. Unfortunately, none of your employees knew when a new phone was coming out or if there even was a new phone coming out. So I went ahead and bought the 3GS. I found out today that the new iPhone 4G is coming out on June 24 and it is much more amazing than mine. I will have to wait 2 years for my next upgrade. Maybe you could put me on your inside scoop email list or something so this doesn't happen again. Thanks.
Love, Me
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